Kick Me Out of America

So you’re probably asking yourself, “Why the heck should I give this lazy bum money to leave the country.” simple answer for you my fine chum. Don’t you have people in your country who complain and complain about it, don’t you wish they would just Leave? make it happen! Tell your friends “hey, I made a guy leave the country!” Or haven’t you wished someone a better life? Wouldn’t you want to send someone home? make it happen!

I’m a 24 year old Canadian Citizen who has been living in the United States for the past 10 years. I want to go back home to Canada but lack the funds to make that happen. I decided to create this site in an attempt to see who out there on the internet would love nothing more then to send a non-American packing. A lot of folks talk about it, but obviously no one does it.

What do you get for donating?

If you like you can have your name posted “_____ Helped kicked Drew out of America!”

Also when this project has wrapped up I will be creating a Tshirt with everyones names/usernames on the back. On the front of the shirt it will say “We Kicked Drew out of America.” these Shirts will be mailed out to EVERYONE that donates. no matter the amount you get a shirt.

I’ll be posting the graphic of the shirt soon on here.

Finally. How much money do I need? for the low, low cost of $5000 you can send me packing. Why delay? act today!

Look how smug I am, kick me out!